thepretendr:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

sunshien:

THIS IS MY STEPDAD!!! his name is ivor but he has spiky hair and used to be in a band where his stage name was spike so we call him spike

i have known him like 8 years and he is my mom’s fiancé so not technically my stepdad but he’s basically my stepdad ok and i’m gonna be one of the groomsmen at their wedding

him and my mom met online and have been together 8 years this november!!! they met on imdb forums and talked about movies and stuff back when i still lived in france. we live in dublin in ireland and he lives in birmingham in the UK right now, but he’s moving to dublin to live with us later this year!

together spike and my mom are pretty much the parents from Easy A they’re really cool ok

he’s like 47 and he’s 200% punk rock, he dyes his hair a new colour every two weeks or so and blares punk music every morning and the guy across the hall from him is also punk and they go to punk gigs and do punk stuff

in short my stepdad’s really awesome and if anyone tells you
a) online relationships aren’t real/don’t count and
b) you have to grow out of your punk/rebellious stage

you point em to my stepdad spike, son

you point em right at him

stellavee:

#best reaction to zombies ever

I can never not reblog this

feminugget:

This gives me so much more confidence guh. These women are bangin.

papperia:

Kiss me Im Irish

I dont think so

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

burgrs:

*leans against swing set and sips caprisun* so do u come here often 

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

nightingaleinchains:

ALKSDFJLSDKJ OMG THIS IS PERFECTION